Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Past, Present, and PCP


I was really bored on a school night, so I decided to do PCP. I crushed something up, and used it as a tooth paste. I didn't feel anything until I was in the basement, and all of a sudden was a Jamaican man dreads and could barely walk. I decided to take a shower but I couldn't. Then it was like 1860, and I was a little kid. We were on this dock, and then all these slaves kept coming up from under the water. We talked to them, and told them that we didn't want them to be slaves. They thought it was nice.


Ah yes, the old "I-did-PCP-because- I-was-bored-then-changed-races" dream. We've all had that one. There is so much going on here. Right off the bat, it's clear that this dream was accessed during a particularly active part of REM cycle. I am unsure about what your subconscious is telling you with this one. It may be a warning dream, telling you the dangers of experimenting with hard drugs. Its purpose may have been to remind you of your compassion, you were so kind to tell those slaves you didn't think they should be slaves. The thing that confounds my dream analysis the most is the change of race. I'm assuming you were not previously a Jamaican man with dreads, or else it would not have been an important detail of your recollection. My expert opinion that this may have just been a cleaning dreams. Now. cleaning dreams aren't actually scientifically proven, but I believe that every person experiences these dreams. Keep in mind this is a primitive personal theory. Usually vivid, and most of the time outlandish, cleaning dreams flush out you psyche. We hold a plethora of memory, conscious, and subconscious thought. Now, our brains are only about as big as your fist(add half a fist if you have a 4.0 GPA), and although there are millions of neuron synapses and dendrite connections, the human brain cannot hold all your years of life at one time. Things can become very cluttered, and your brain becomes foggy. From time to time, your subconscious aids in sorting memory and thought for your conscious mind. During this cleaning process, thoughts are shifted around, and when you sleep, they seep into your dreams. Cleaning dreams may also be a way of your subconscious reminding you of something. When it comes across a memory or thought that may be dusty, it flits it into your conscious dream state to help you brush off the cobwebs. In your case, perhaps your subconscious thought you should brush up on your American history, and because I know you are in Biology, maybe you should study topic 8.1 again. In any case, this dream is vivid, questionable, and hilarious. And from my important scientific calculations (because I am very qualified to do those, being the doctor that I am), this dream seems meaningless. Apart from a hint at your empathy, there is nothing else of sustenance that you should gain or learn from this dream. Although, in the future, I do hope you are not bored on a school night, and decide to ingest pharmaceuticals. In the mean time, Happy Dreaming!



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